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Now the question in the table...is how drunk is drunk enough?
現在問題在這，怎麼樣才算醉倒?
And the answer is, it's all a matter of brain cells.
答案在於腦細胞
Every drink of liquor you take kills 1000 brain cells.
一口酒可以殺掉一千個腦細胞
But taht don't matter, we got billioms more.
不過沒關係，腦細胞有十幾億
First the sadness cells die, so you smile real big.
首先，憂鬱的細胞會先死，所以會大笑
Then the quiet cells go, so you talk real loud for no reason at all.
然後是安靜的細胞，所以會莫名奇妙大聲起來
That's okay, because the stupid cells go next.....so everything you say is real smart.
別緊張，接著殺死笨細胞，於是能妙語如珠
And finally....come the memory cells.These are tough sons of bitches to kill.
而最後，輪到記憶細胞，它們倒是頑強的傢伙


(擷取自重返榮耀)